I figured this picture of George Washington might be appropriate for the occasion. Below are two great quotes from the great man.
“It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.”
“The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.”
George Washington, First President of the United States and All Around Nice Guy.

*brandishes sparkler*
Reminds me, I found out yesterday that all that talk about Washington having wooden false teeth is a myth. His dentures were actually made of ivory. . . .